April 2011
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The Untouchables: Sports Fans
Now, I can’t say that I hate everybody who enjoys sports. Of course I don’t.
But I don’t believe I have ever, or will ever, fuck anybody who cheers for sports.
This is, of course, a two-way street, as I don’t believe I have ever met a sports enthusiast who would fuck me.
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Know Your Enemy!
How you tell the enemy when you see them:
Soul Patches
Wearing sunglasses inside stores
Please note – these activities are not in and of themselves evil. A soul-patch itself is not bad. But they are signs of bad people, and bad patterns of thought.
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You & Them
Sometimes this world seems divided into two groups of people:
People I am madly in love with,
And everybody else.
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Savage Tales!: Chapter Twenty-Five: Mutant Freaks... →
Latest chapter of my tumblr-posted novel, “Savage Tales.” Yay!
savagetales:
“Room 1251,” Emu repeated.
“Well, I don’t know about you,” Omen said, “but I’m relieved to find out that there’s another level to go to. I thought this place was kind of disappointing for a top-secret military laboratory.”
“No space-ships,” Monster complained.
“Nope,” agreed Omen. “No…
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Of Course I Do.
“We need this,” she tells me, and then she pushes the button. The magical button, that makes amazing things happen. You know the one. The one that starts and ends stories and lives.
We walk up the edge of it all, and take a bite. She licks my lips, I press on her hips. We do a think that’s like a dance that ends in bruises and tears and sexual fulfilment for both of us....
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I Might Die Before We Make It To The Graveyard
I want to be in a rock band that uses machine guns. I want to be less useless and move with hyper-velocity. I want to rant and rail against the system, and have a voice that’s heard. I want to operate on a global level, with a surgeon’s gloves and a sturgeon’s gills.
I really just want to be with you.
If you’ll notice me.
If you’ll have me.
I just want you to see...
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Freaked By Freaks
We fuck like we’re on drugs, and we do drugs like we’ve got terminal diseases.
“I’ve got a terminal disease,” Nathan tells me, right before he spits a gob of blood and mucus on the sidewalk. “It’s called life.”
We drag out lives across brickwork like graffiti. We roll around on the sidewalk like hobo-werewolves. We lick up paint and piss out...
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I Wanna Be Your Mob
I want to be your mob.
I want to dress up in similar-looking outfits and break heads in your name.
I want to wave your flag above my head.
I want to be your mass. Your stew of flesh. Your angry looters burning trashbins in the street.
I want to be your mob.
I want to get bloody for you.
I want to kick teeth for you.
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Take It And Run.
“Being in love with you is like having a chain tightened around my neck,” she breathes at me, lowering the cigarette to my flesh. I scream into my ball-gag, and she makes a sound that’s like laughter, but isn’t, quite.
“Being in love with you is like a bad dream during a mid-summer’s nap,” she tells me, and she burns me again. She really enjoys it. I can...
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Tired Of Fighting, Tired Of Not Fighting.
There’s something very combative in how I see the world.
I talk about relating to the culture war, and it’s because I engage in it. I imagine people being against me. I imagine living on the edge of a knife, with killers lurking and dripping with blood, around every corner.
Slip up once, and you’re doomed for life.
The world is a bad place, and if you’re going to go out...
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FOX News says: Comics Is For Stupids Peoples.
I just read a really insulting article about comic books at the FOX website. I’m not going to link to it, because it doesn’t deserve the traffic.
Basically, the article talks about how disgusting it is that Superman has given up his US citizenship, but in the same breath the writer implies that all comic-readers are unintelligent losers who can’t read big words.
So,...
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Yes.
“Our political system is so divided at this point, that it all boils down to who can scare the most old people to their side.”
- Larry Wilmore
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Believe In You.
“This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on T.V. everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in everything and nothing.”
These words, printed in the liner notes of the Tool Album Ænima, were...
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