Bits of the Oobooples
Meanwhile, deep in the mysterious forest of Zop, the Oogly Boogly People, or the Oobooples, were waging an unending war against the other denizens of the wooded playland – the Bargles.
The Bargles, as everyone knows, were horrible little spit-monsters, with rough black fur on their limbs and patchy white fur on their bodies, whereas the Oobooples were more like little green lizard-people, with no ears or noses, and complexions made of tiny interlocking scales.
They were at war to see who could be the ruler of the Paggle Tree, a magical plant which spurted lollypops and mashed potatoes in gravy on a regular basis, and once ever two years – crispy fried chunks of pineapple, covered in rich white chocolate.
Anyway, the whole thing was quite a mess. I’ll tell you how it all worked out, some other time.