I invented a new comic character. I call him…
He has the power to punch people into different ethnic groups.
“Watch out – he’ll beat you black!”
“No… just black.”
Just imagine, tough-guy dialogue like…
“I’m gonna beat you into a new shade of Asian.”
“Once you go black, you’ll have to have me kick your ass again to go back.”
“When I’m done with you, you’re gonna be more ugly and Irish than the Saint Paddy’s Day parade.”
Get ready for it, true-believer!